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Kyle E. Walter

Kyle E. Walter

Sports Journalist · 23 articles

A graduate of the University of Oxford in 2017, Kyle has been an avid supporter of Liverpool Football Club since his early teenage years, all the way from New Jersey, and has a particular fondness for Ryan Babel and Dirk Kuyt.

Goodbye, sweet Prince: The departure of Philippe Coutinho
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Goodbye, sweet Prince: The departure of Philippe Coutinho

Dear Phil, When we first met, you were just a young boy, like myself.  The first thing we noticed was your unkempt hair and the way it bobbed up and down as you cut inside and out. A tender goal against Queens Park Rangers via a deflection was a somewhat softened introduction to your magic, but our […]

A High-Flying Affair: Liverpool v Arsenal Prediction
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A High-Flying Affair: Liverpool v Arsenal Prediction

Coming off an incredibly positive attacking performance against Hoffenheim at Anfield on Wednesday, Liverpool come into the end of the summer looking to take three points off Arsenal in a match which will prove indicative of future performance in the Premier League.  Given past results, the tie could prove to be another notch in the […]

Liverpool must seize their chance tonight
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Liverpool must seize their chance tonight

Aside from a poorly conceded goal in the final minutes against Watford and another against Hoffenheim in the first leg of the Champions League ualifier, Liverpool have looked like what I always feared they would like; good. Through a summer of doubts and close-calls, Liverpool supporters appeared to be preparing for the usual calamitous beginning and […]

This Side of Penalties
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This Side of Penalties

Amory running, turbid down pitch, is tackled in a clash of titanic difference, his legs cut from under him, sprawling forward onto the cut grass below. Flash to the present, and Christian Benteke claims penalty rather than defeat, his ease of descent eerily evident in the way his body topples from light contact. But we […]

The Secret History of the Redmen: In Search of Goals
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The Secret History of the Redmen: In Search of Goals

And so it came and went, that the search for winning firepower would turn up empty-handed, time and time again. Not since the time of the great Suarez had they come as easy as expected, these tallying marks which define promise and ability would be necessary, if the Redmen were to take root in the […]

The Secret History of the Redmen: Klopp the Swift
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The Secret History of the Redmen: Klopp the Swift

Those who look on in the future will not know him as Jürgen, but merely a cacophonous racket, which sent thunder claps of fear throughout European football, if not only for his tactical prowess, but for his lack of glorified stance and presence above those who he calls his subjects. Upon his first scout mission, […]

Ode to a Doppelganger: The Redmen
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Ode to a Doppelganger: The Redmen

Every now and then, it’s said that you can find a person in the world who looks exactly like you, without any of the slightest deviations you would expect to see. These people are referred to by the German word doppelganger, and at the greatest football club in the world, it seems like my whole […]

Inside the hive-mind: Supporters and rash opinions
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Inside the hive-mind: Supporters and rash opinions

When approaching a topic of discussion within the various communities dedicated to discussing Liverpool Football Club in all of its glorious repugnance – at times such as the period following a defeat to Newcastle at the weekend – a profoundly disturbing trend appears at haste, seeking to disrupt the equilibrium that all too frequently dissipates […]

Combined Liverpool and Newcastle Premier League XI
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Combined Liverpool and Newcastle Premier League XI

Rarely is it so that a single match carries as much bravado and sustainability as the 4-3 win for Liverpool at Anfield against Newcastle United. Looking back at the last 23 years in the revamped First Division, the combined first XI of the two sides contains more than a few stars, including some of the […]

Loan Update: Mario Balotelli
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Loan Update: Mario Balotelli

Disdained for his lack of work rate up top, but loved for his turbid contribution to the clubhouse morale – as well as his off field antics – Mario Balotelli recently headed back to his former club AC Milan on loan from Liverpool. Without mincing words, his contributions have been less than stellar, but he […]

Klopp reaffirms Liverpool squad’s dedication to community
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Klopp reaffirms Liverpool squad’s dedication to community

As if  he needed to provide supporters with more reason to love him in all of his bratwurst and sauerkraut-laden epithets, Jurgen Klopp’s dedication to the city of Liverpool has been reaffirmed through an anecdotal reference originally seen in the Echo. Citing the work of the Liverpool FC Foundation, of which more information can be […]

Art of the letdown: Liverpool fans and dreaming
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Art of the letdown: Liverpool fans and dreaming

It’s just as well to watch the cinnamon speckled beard and hair combination of Adam Bogdan and Joe Allen play in the Capital One Cup as it is to gaze longingly into the eyes of a newly procured love, plucked from the streets and placed beside your fireplace. Sinews of a frail, beating heart set […]

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