Costumes are ready to be worn, sweets are ready to be eaten and I’m here with my Liverpool Halloween XI.
I’ve created an all-star team of spooky players made up of some great, and some absolutely terrible, puns relating to the names of Liverpool stars past and present.
Here’s who made the cut.
Brad Fried-Hell
I’m not sure what’s worse, the pun or the size of Brad’s goalie top there!
Steve Coffin-an
Liverpool’s former right-back was DEAD good…
Martin Scare-tel
Martin Skrtel was a terrifying man. However, he also terrified Liverpool fans at times with his scary defending.
Gremlin Hughes
Admit it, that’s a good pun! Crazy Horse is a true Liverpool legend.
Steve Darkness
Remember Steve Harkness?
Anyone?
No.
Sound.
Graeme Boo-ness
Graeme Souness terrified opposition midfielders, usually because he booted them up in the air.
Javier Mask-erano
Javier Mascherano was another fierce competitor. Good luck to your shins against that two-man midfield.
Pat-Trick or Treat Berger
Another excellent pun, if I do say so myself. Patrick Berger was a top player with a left-foot to die for.
Xherdan Shaq-eerie
Had to get a current player in somewhere and this is a semi-decent pun, I reckon.
Robbie Howler
Not even sure if this makes too much sense but it’s God, so who’s going to argue?
Silence of the (Rickie) Lamb-ert
Rickie Lambert lived out his dream of playing for Liverpool. We’ll always have Aston Villa away to remember him for.